Madly Pink

Each March, a sensation sweeping the United States known as March Madness. The best teams in college basketball in the country are pitted against each other in a series of life or death game of all media pools are completed in all offices and on all campuses in all of professional sports analysts adolescents who pick games based on whether they have a friend at school or not. In fact, many people who file their own media does not even care to basketball except for a few weeks when they can see how good they are picking up something they know nothing about. Why can not it apply to other areas of our lives, ones we know more?

That is why I'm here. True, it is time for Drunk Madness.

The setting: Imagine it's your birthday party. All your friends and their friends are at your house or apartment for the occasion. The beer flows. Plans are being poured. The music is loud. As the night brings, everyone starts to fall in their persona drunk. You have a friend who always calls his ex and feels like a donkey in the morning. You have a friend who always throws an arm around your shoulder lazy to 2 hours to tell you how important you are to them and what great friend you've ever been. We all know that these people, and in many cases, we are these people. So what does this have to do with any kind of tournament?

We will be pitting these imaginary party guests against each other to see who can last the longest in the night. If the person faints, it's over. If the person leaves the party, they are made. This will be done in a style regular slice, meaning that a person will go against another person moves winner until we have a winner. Each week we will do another round. The support is as follows:

Sober 16
1 - The Frat Guy Bellegerent
16 - The girl who speaks Shit

9 - Munchies Beer Man
8 - "Let's Do Shots!" Guy

5 - The Jealous Fattie
12 - girl who is obsessed with drinking games

13 - Beer Mooch Nefarious
4 - "Karaoke Apparently it" Girl

3 to 2 AM Dude Heart to Heart
14 - "I'm so drunk, the world is my toilet" Guy

11 - "I'm newly single, sleep with me" Female
6 - The Horny Rob Deer

7 - The funny guy who wants to fight
10 - "Is not Smirnoff go well with my pink shirt?" Dude

15 - "BWAHHHHHHH!" Daughter
2 to 100 pounds of impending disaster girl

So start doing your research to your bars and parties, an office pool together to meet these ranges. Hell, you can even send me a copy of your media and we will receive a prize for the winner. And check back here next Friday for our first round winners and see who is moving to the Eight Drunk!